The above title is the name of a user group I found on Facebook today. And below is the group's manifesto:

FACT : We are better than the average human being because we own either or all of Chanel, Prada, Louis Vuitton, Burberry, Gucci, etc...

FACT : We are superior humans for owning any of those brands.

FACT : We are hot

FACT : People should look up to us.

FACT : GLAMOROUS




Other Facebook groups of a jaw-droppingly materialistic nature are 'It's Fendi, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Prada or NADA!', 'All I Need Is My Louis Vuitton', 'Addicted to Adidas Superstars' and 'Addicted to SHOPPING!!!'

Here's a snippet from Addicted To Shopping....

Sarita (Finland) wrote
Shopping is a lifestyle - I'd rather buy a pair of fancy boots than food for the next two weeks. ;) Literally boots to die for, right? ;)

Samantha wrote
shopping makes me feel grrrrrrrrreat!!! super-fab!! once in the holidays...i went to the same mall 4 days in a row!!! i shop atleast once every 2weeks...even if i get summing small

Elena wrote
its a real therapy! shopping always makes me feel better even if i leave broke! and i wait to do it again!